ONE BRAIN
CELL.
PUT IT
TO WORK.

Five little specialists for your everyday lists, text, links and tasks.

Boss, Dumb Jev crew member
BOSS
Scout, Dumb Jev crew member
SCOUT
Thinker, Dumb Jev crew member
THINKER
Checker, Dumb Jev crew member
CHECKER
Intern, Dumb Jev crew member
INTERN

Every run leaves a mark.

Your network grows with each completed task. Saved on this device.

0completed runs

Complete a task below to grow the first node.

What are we working on?

RUNS ON YOUR DEVICE
Give the crew a job
25 / 12,000 characters
BRAIN CELL / UNASSIGNED
PLAN → INSPECT → PROCESS → CHECK → DELIVER
BOSS / DELEGATION

Select an agent to inspect its extremely limited responsibilities.

Ready for a task.
Run activity
Waiting for an extremely simple task.
Result
Waiting for your brief.
Tools execute in your browser. Character dialogue adds personality; results are calculated from your input. No external model calls.

Recent runs SAVED ON THIS DEVICE

Intelligence is
optional.
Coordination
is everything.

First, lobsters. Then, fruit flies. Now, tiny pink decision-makers with a deeply undeserved sense of purpose.

Dumb Jev turns the agent stack into a cast of characters. One looks. One picks. One checks. One passes it along. None of them sees the big picture. Honestly, that's probably for the best.

The idea behind JEV makes the joke work: small, structured decisions instead of another endless conversation. Our tools make the process visible, one small responsibility at a time.

01 One tiny job per agent.
02 Show the handoffs. That's the entertainment.
03 Many agents. Absolutely no mastermind.

Let's not
overthink this.

What am I watching?

Your input passes through five visible stages. The tools sort lists, measure text, and organize task lines. Extra dumb mode adds a second validation pass.

Where does JEV fit?

JEV can make bounded choices and judgments. That is the inspiration for our little specialists. The current tools run locally in your browser. JEV is not connected to this deployment.

Why Dumb Jev?

A straight face for a very dumb operation. No grand speeches. No omniscient mastermind. Just little guys doing their best.

Is there a token or wallet connection?

No. Every tool works without connecting a wallet.

Less genius.
More little guys.

Run it again ↗